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I'm a referee for a Pro Wrestling organization. I'm in the
locker room getting dressed. It's roughly an hour until
the first match starts, when the commissioner comes in
(He and the other refs usually share a locker room, depending
on the size of the Arena) and says an emergency came up that
he has to deal with. Would I please pay everyone at halftime?
For my troubles, the Commish has already put in a 25%
bonus in my pay envelope. I said sure. Great, I'll see you
in two weeks in Honolulu. Thanks, Frank, and with that,
he tosses a huge Manilla Envelope on the table and bolts
out of the locker room. I then finished my cigarette and
after I hid the money in my suitcase, I locked it up and started
off to find everyone to tell them what happened, when the
World's Women's Champion comes in, carrying a bottle of
expensive champagne, barely wearing her ring robe, and
from what I could see, nothing else but her Championship
Belt! (She takes that 10 lbs. of gold with her everywhere,
even in the restaurant.) Where's the Boss? I quickly
explained the situation to her and asked her what she wanted,
wondering why she was risking getting caught in the Ref's
Locker Room, dressed (or undressed) as she was, with the
State Athletic Commission giving everyone their Permits
for tonight. She says she's tired of other wrestlers paying
off referees during her matches, and she wants to pay me
off before anyone else tries. I may not be the highest paid
ref in the organization, but I am honest. You can't bribe
me! She says, Not with money, and she undoes her robe
partway, revealing those gorgeous tits I've only dreamed
about. I'm actually truly surprised she doesn't get black
eyes whenever she goes jogging. You make sure the match
goes my way, and tonight back in my hotel suite, this is all
yours. I thought to myself, She's been known to double cross
Tag Team partners in the past. I'd better watch my ass on
this one. I say to her, What happens if you decide to change
your mind, or even report me to the Commissioner? I could
get fired, then where would I go? She takes off her robe
completely and says, You could report me, too. I'll have
to risk it! She kneels down in front of me, takes off her
belt, tugs down my Ref Stretch pants and takes all of me in
her mouth, faster than I could say, You're disqualified!
Her tongue action was so good, I went weak in the knees in
seconds and ended up squirting pints of my stuff down her
throat in no time. She then reached into the huge pocket
of her robe and pulled out her tights and had just finished
slipping them on when suddenly, the commissioner came
back in the room, turns to her and said, Hi, Champ! Good
Luck tonight!! The Champ (in more ways than one) says,
Thanks, Boss, Catch you later! See you in the ring, Frank!!,
winked at me as she bent down to pick up her Belt and went out
the door. After she left, The Commish said, By the way,
the Vegas deal is all fixed up and I don't have to leave, but
you can keep the bonus anyway, Frank. I'll pay everybody
at Halftime. Thanks, anyway. Where's that package? After
retrieving the stash, I started for the door when he stops
me and asks, Well, how was she? DAMN, I say to myself, HE
KNOWS But...But...How did...?, I stammer. Before
I became the commissioner, I was a referee just like you.
She does that with all the new refs that work any of her Title
Matches for the first time, if she likes you, and if she does,
she'll do even more. I know this for a fact first hand, or
first mouth in this case. She's been at the shows viewing
your matches for about a month. In any event, I know that
ever since she won that belt, there is only three times when
she's not seen wearing it; when she's in the ring wrestling,
when she's showering or when she's having Sex of any kind.
ANY KIND! She even eats with it on. Besides, I actually came
back earlier and saw you two kids, shall we say, 'Getting
Busy', and sure enough, her belt was on the floor. I didn't
think you wanted any further distraction so I quietly left
and waited until you guys were done. Relax, you're not in
trouble, you're not going to get fined or fired. You're
only gonna get laid. Just call the match right down the middle
and don't tell her I know anything. She likes to think she's
fooling us. Looks like you're gonna get three bonuses tonight...
maybe. Gee, he's not such a bad Boss afterall...LOL, I
thought. Now get out there. It's almost SHOWTIME, he
said in his best BEETLEJUICE impression. I left and headed
out to the ring when I heard a familiar voice call out, Did
he see anything? Are we in Trouble? Talk to me! I calmed
the Champ down and told her everything was cool and the Vegas
Show was still on for next month. Well, I hope you remember
our agreement for tonight, Frank. I sure as Hell did. Later
on in her suite, I made her a Two-time winner. She had a really
big Jacuzzi right in the middle of her room that saw a lot
of action that night, for sure. We almost missed the plane
for the flight back home. To tell the truth actually, I called
the Big Title match Fair and Square, and she won anyway.
I also think that The Boss and the Champ had this whole Vegas
Emergency rigged to set me up in the first place. But I'll
never tell anyone. Would you??? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!
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